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The City of Wanneroo has been faced with the dilemma of rising seas and retreating shorelines and the battle of water slowly advancing on homes.  Are we making progress or are we simply putting off the inevitable?  Is it acceptable to simply shrug our shoulders and do nothing?  Wanneroo was successful in obtaining a grant for three groynes but time will tell.  (Alannah McTiernan was the Minister holding the purse strings)

 

 

 

Man against the elements

 

"I am a god?" the Mayor did cry

with a twinkle in his eye

at Quinns I'll stand and stop the tide

like King Cnut in trust I'll bide

(and put Alannah to the test)

 

He bargained hard and won the war

Three groynes would stand upon the shore

No sand replenishment any more

The Crown will pay we won't be sore

The groynes would save the road at least

 

The work began and workers came

Loads of stone with a Council loan

Of many people no more moans

These sticks and stones would save their homes

And three stone teeth they all faced West

 

The Mayor he smiled

It all looked good

Lots of kudos in the neighbourhood

If they didn't love him they surely should

And Council happily went to rest

 

But God just smiled,

stretched out his hand

global warming filled the land

the glassy waves then took the sand

the ramp the car park and the rest

 

The tide it rose engulfed the land

Enormous bite of beach and sand

"Clarkson Beach” now stands the test

Quinns is gone like an empty nest

Alannah went East and Quinns went West

 April 2004

 

 


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